Top 10 Differences Between Buffalo & Myrtle Beach

1. In Bflo you take a shower to warm up ... In MB you take a shower to wash the sweat off!
2. You enjoy looking at the colorful leaves on the ground in Bflo... In MB all you see is piles of dead pine needles.
3. In Bflo it takes 10-15 minutes to drive 10 miles ... in MB it takes about 30-60!
4. In Bflo you seal around the door and windows to keep the cold out ... in MB you do it to keep the lizards out!
5. In Bflo you have to wipe the rain/snow off the dogs feet when bringing it in ... in MB you have to wipe the sand off!
6. In Bflo you open all the shades and curtains to let the sunlight in to warm up the home... in MB you keep them all closed and live in a cave to try and keep it cool inside!
7. In Bflo you stop mowing the lawn in October ... in MB it's finally cool enough outside to be able to go out and mow the lawn!
8. In Bflo you keep an eye on the weather forecast for lake-effect snow ... in MB you are looking out for hurricanes!
9. In Bflo the people are all locals, visitors, or tourists ... in MB they are either Yankees or Rednecks!
10. In Bflo I have 80% of my family nearby all the time ... in MB I only had 20% nearby, but I get to see them in the summer months now anyway!