- When any stranger talks to me, I have to constantly remind myself that they are NOT doing their best Jeff Foxworthy impression!
- Everyone tells me "Don't drive on the 501 ... it is way too much traffic and takes forever to get anywhere"... Guess what? You can almost go NOWHERE without taking the darn 501!!! I have been two blocks over ... to the grocery store and Dollar General and the thrift store ... about 5 times already and am SICK of it!
- 3. I got cable TV and cannot possibly WATCH all those channels! Heck... I can't even FIND the channels I want! Who puts channel 2, 4, and 7 up around 10, 13, and 15 (I think)? Where did they put MSNBC and FOX news?
Hopefully I will get used to the local's accents (and maybe even understand them), and will get the nerve up to not listen to everyone and take the dreaded 501, and find some time to study the channel line-up (and someday memorize it) and things will be better :-(
