Moving to ....???

It is less than a month ... actually it is exactly 28 days from now .... when we finally move!!! The question is "where"? Apparently, my son, Jacob, spent a LOT of time hearing "Will we get the mortgage? ... How much is the mortgage?... We are waiting for the mortgage ... I hope I get the mortgage ... etc." LOL ... It is no wonder I did not understand what he meant each time I discussed packing his things and he kept asking "is it going to the mortgage"? HaHa ... I now GET IT ... he does not consider that we are moving to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. According to Jacob, we are moving to our own little "Town of The Mortgage"!